#i mean where is the lie

[whimsicallywiddershins]

Hoid, wandering around Roshar for whatever reason.

Random Person: "Oh yeah, those crazy Lighteyes. They have a person who's job it is to just sit around and insult all the nobles. It's illegal to kill him, but he sure gets assassinated a lot."

Hoid: ...

Hoid: "My time has come."

[turnipoddity]

Hoffmans a bottom and yall can't tell me otherwise

That man has the tits of a slut and the pouty fucking lips to match it 🖕 he puts glitter lip balm on before killing a man who jaywalked or sum shit

[styona]

Terzo

[aurora0017]

Saw this on FB and I have been laughing about it all afternoon ngl 🤣🤣

[theimpalatales]

This made me chuckle XD from this video.

[vaedar]

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒𝐒?

「 𝚅𝙰𝙴𝙳𝙰𝚁 𝚅𝙰𝙻𝙰𝚁𝚈𝚂: 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑨𝑳 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 」 You are classy, glamourous, and eye-catching. The way you carry yourself leaves others speechless and wanting to know more. You take pride in your appearance and pay extra attention to details. you're probably very in tune with your emotions and body. You know what makes you feel good and you make it known. Also, your love language is definitely physical touch. you're a hot bitch, damn.

tagged by: @khalesci ( thank you! ) tagging: whoever wants to do it!

[oldfangirl81]

They keep on saying they're not gay, but yeah I really doubt that,

This can't just be a bromance, who would write a show about that?

I think the subtext in the second season's pretty clear,

Don't tell me I need to calm down

[wandixx]

I've seen a lot of different takes on Fear Toxin/other fear causing stuff (Yellow Lanterns Ring or something)(later just called Fear Toxin cause I'm lazy) but here is another one.

Danny seems like he isn't affected by Fear Toxin because his biggest fear is that his accident changed him so much he is no longer human, he can no longer truly experience human things.

So when he gets lungful of fear Toxin, he feels normal. He was antsy before, because c'mon, it's a rogue attack but it's not worse. Or so he thought. Because the anxiety lingers. Not enough to register as abnormal just this slight hypervigilance that makes you see things about yourself and your surroundings that you'd never realize otherwise. He'd realize he doesn't blink as often. He'd realize that if he doesn't consciously focus, he sometimes seems to not touch the ground. Forgets to breathe. He can't feel his own pulse at time. He'd realize people will miss him when he's walking down the street as if he was invisible (people just don't care about everyone they pass by). When he'd look straight into his reflection, he'd look slightly to the left. Not enough to actually name anything that was wrong but just stretched enough to fall on the wrong side of the uncanny valley. If he just caught his reflection in the peripheral vision, it'd be vaguely shadowy creature with glowing green eyes and white smoke instead of hair. Overall he'd be just wrong enough to be distinctly not human.

For everyone else, he'd be just a dude. Literally couldn't find more normal dude than this dude. Will pass as absolutely normal human unless someone is specifically looking for ecto-ghost stuff. Even most magic users wouldn't clock him at the glance

Tldr: Fear Toxin makes Danny perceive himself as some sort of eldritch horror but not enough to make him believe he'd actually be affected, while from outside perspective he's Just A Dude™

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

My mom (and my sister) said that both baby Stan and Ford are adorable but Ford is cuter and she likes him better and I think my heart is shattered.

This post is dedicated to my favorite kid Stanley panels:

My mom didn’t even like him when I showed the one where he murders those two kids 😭😭😭 that’s the best part!!!

[maleficore]

When I tell you I have been thinking about this for three days straight...

[aroaceleovaldez]

yknow, I am amused that solangelo fanon was so tunnel-vision in like 2014 that in the midst of crawling through literally every time Will had popped up in the series prior, somehow the ONE singular instance of Will referencing something that the fandom did absolutely nothing with was the thing Rick then decided to draw out into being a major character trait for Will.

Like. Nico eats McDonalds once and it becomes a huge fanon thing, but Will references Star Trek and the fandom doesn't make a peep until Rick explicitly canonizes that he's a huge sci fi nerd. and Rick doesn't even keep it consistent! He changes it so Will is a Star Wars nerd instead of Star Trek. smh 😔 /lh

[shrimpalbuspotter]

Harry beefing with Not-even-16 year old Scorpius will never not be funny to me. He sees the genuine embodiment of kindness with big brown or blue doe eyes and one of those anime flower auras surrounding him and goes "yeah this little fuckers the next dark lord"

[sherlockholmeson]

Someone said it's bisexual bop and well can't disagree with that :P

The way they sing about falling in love with a doctor but the doctors are male? I see what you're doing here 👀

[deadpoetsandlivinglegends]

Feel like Neil couldn’t have been any other kind of actor than one in theatre. If he was a movie actor or on social media or whatnot, it would not be the same. Theatre by nature is fleeting. Recorded mediums can be rewatched over and over, creating a time loop of sorts. We the audience can keep going back to a time when Neil is still alive. Theatre however is live and once the play is over, there is no going back except in our memories. It is much like life. We are forced to live in the moment in a theater lest we miss it altogether. It’s not that the poets choose to live in a world where Neil is dead, it’s that they must because the only other option is to die themselves. I feel like Keatings teachings could only be reflected in stage theatre because that’s the only way there can be no time loop of grief. I think dead poets society itself isn’t about overcoming the authority in your life to do what you want but rather about grief, about allowing oneself to feel grief and all one’s emotions without letting it consume you and to keep living after, to live every day in the moment lest you fall into grief and regret that will destroy you or force you into a miserable life

[mujori]

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